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Why 1 = 2

Find the mistake in these mathematical equations.
x = 2
x(x-1) = 2(x-1)
x2-x = 2x-2
x2-2x = x-2
x(x-2) = x-2
x = 1
x = 2
x(x-1) = 2(x-1)
x2-x = 2x-2
x2-x+2 = x-2


so 1 not= 2
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Why 1 = 2

Find the mistake in these mathematical equations.
x = 2
x(x-1) = 2(x-1)
x2-x = 2x-2
x2-2x = x-2
x(x-2) = x-2
x = 1
when x=2, that means x-2 = 0
In second last step you are, dividing both the sides by zero, ( or say,... you are
taking zero as common - out ) which is not allowed in Maths.

The minute, you divide by zero, the quantity becomes Infinitive ( Arth-veheen ) and hence it's not allowed.

Also in other words,... in second last step , when you multiply both sides by zero,.. both side becomes zero, and no further steps occur thereafter.

Here is similar one,..


Let x=y

x^2 = xy

x^2 -y^2 = xy - y^2

(x-y)(x+y) = y(x-y)

x+y = y ( now,...put the initially assumed value of x=y )

y+y = y

2y = y

2=1

.....

Same feloney : after that red step,.. you are dividing both sides by zero and it's not allowed.


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when x=2, that means x-2 = 0
In second last step you are, dividing both the sides by zero, ( or say,... you are
taking zero as common - out ) which is not allowed in Maths.

The minute, you divide by zero, the quantity becomes Infinitive ( Arth-veheen ) and hence it's not allowed.

Also in other words,... in second last step , when you multiply both sides by zero,.. both side becomes zero, and no further steps occur thereafter.

Here is similar one,..


Let x=y

x^2 = xy

x^2 -y^2 = xy - y^2

(x-y)(x+y) = y(x-y)

x+y = y ( now,...put the initially assumed value of x=y )

y+y = y

2y = y

2=1

.....

Same feloney : after that red step,.. you are dividing both sides by zero and it's not allowed.

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ok,..

1. What comes twice in a week, but once in a year?


2. A is the father of B, But B is not the son of A - What was their realtionship ?


3. Two persons were going on a scooter,.. one person said to the other,
"Your Mother in law is the daughter of my Mother in law " - What was their realtionship ?

4. Fill this sequence

1
11
21
1211
????????????

5. Vahu ( Bahu ) Kona Baap Ni ? ( Kis Ke baap Ki ? )

6. A said to B,...... " Look, I do not have any brother or sister,.. But, your father is the son of my father " - What was their realtionship ?

7. A Diesel Engine is travelling from North to South,.. and the direction of Wind is from East to West. What would be the direction of it's smoke, then ?



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ok,..

1. What comes twice in a week, but once in a year?


2. A is the father of B, But B is not the son of A - What was their realtionship ?


3. Two persons were going on a scooter,.. one person said to the other,
"Your Mother in law is the daughter of my Mother in law " - What was their realtionship ?

4. Fill this sequence

1
11
21
1211
????????????

5. Vahu ( Bahu ) Kona Baap Ni ? ( Kis Ke baap Ki ? )

6. A said to B,...... " Look, I do not have any brother or sister,.. But, your father is the son of my father " - What was their realtionship ?

7. A Diesel Engine is travelling from North to South,.. and the direction of Wind is from East to West. What would be the direction of it's smoke, then ?



1 the letter 'e'
2 father daughter
7 diesel engine = no smoke


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1. What comes twice in a week, but once in a year?
S
Saturday sunday
september

2. A is the father of B, But B is not the son of A - What was their realtionship ?
B is the daughter of A

3. Two persons were going on a scooter,.. one person said to the other,
"Your Mother in law is the daughter of my Mother in law " - What was their realtionship ?
father in law telling to his son in law


4. Fill this sequence

1
11
21
1211
2111

5. Vahu ( Bahu ) Kona Baap Ni ? ( Kis Ke baap Ki ? )
i dont know hindi


6. A said to B,...... " Look, I do not have any brother or sister,.. But, your father is the son of my father " - What was their realtionship ?
Father and son


7. A Diesel Engine is travelling from North to South,.. and the direction of Wind is from East to West. What would be the direction of it's smoke, then ?

there is no smoke emission in a diesel engine

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1 the letter 'e'
2 father daughter
7 diesel engine = no smoke

Hmmm. Cool
how about the rest ?

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I was going on a road, and now the road splits into two.

I need to go to the school,..... and not sure, which road will take me to the school.

There were, two kids sitting at that split,. and I am told that,...
.... out of which,..

One kid always speaks the Truth,.... the other always speaks Lie.
I do not know, which kid is which.

I have to ask only one question to any, and need to find the correct road that will lead me to the school.

How and what you will ask and whom ?? Explain.


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