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#51
3rd January 2010
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Ek bar karo na plz
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega Plz karo naaa Muje acha lage ga Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatr Kar do na plz Ek pyara sa SMS.. 
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#52
3rd January 2010
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work
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#53
3rd January 2010
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School mein bachay kay papa nay teacher say kahaa
Madam jee Thodee ap koshish karoo thodee hum kartay hein bachaa tou nikal hee jaye gaa...!
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#55
3rd January 2010
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Musharaff wanted to raise money for his country, and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. however at the local auction, the going price was very high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. he figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. to his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day in the local paper: 'MUSHARAFF'S ASS SHOWS'. Mian sahib was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again,and this time it won. the paper read: 'MUSHARAFF'S ASS OUT IN FRONT'. His wife was so upset with this kind of publicity that she ordered mian musharaff not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: 'WIFE SCRATCHES MUSHARAFF'ASS'. This was too much for wife. so she ordered musharaff to get rid of the donkey. Mian sahib decided to give it to benazir. The paper headline the next day read: 'BENAZIR TAKES MUSHARAFF'S ASS'. Followed by another on the next day: 'NOW BENAZIR HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN'. All the opposition leaders got very upset at this kind publicity. They informed benazir that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for Rs.500. Next day the headline read: 'BENAZIR SELLS HER ASS FOR RS.500'. This was too much for the veteran opposition leader, nawabzada nasrullah khan, so he ordered benazir to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read: 'BENAZIR ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE'. Email to Friend Share This Submit Ur Joke
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#57
3rd January 2010
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A Couple was sittng in tha Garden,Suddnly a Dog and Bitch came and start kissing
Boy Janu agar Tum Bura na Mano to Me bhi Grl Ok ok Theek hay but Zara Smbhal kar kahin Kutta Tm ko kat na le.
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#58
3rd January 2010
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WEDDING NIGHT ki subha dolhy ny dulhan sy pucha kh kaisa mehsoos kr rhi ho.
Dulhan: tum ny to COLLEGE K DINO KI YAAD Taza Kr De,
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#59
3rd January 2010
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Once there was a Guruji and a Shishya (Student). Guruji was having a parrot which used to talk.
But the parrot always used to give bad desi galis (bad words) it was really terrible. Because of this the Guruji was very upset and one day he tells his Shishya that "We always takes the name of God, but why does the parrot gives bad words?" After the conversation Shishya tells his Guruji that he will take the parrot to his home town for one week. And he will teach the parrot nice things eg. taking the name of God etc. and will bring it back to the ashram after one week. He leaves home with the parrot. After one week Shishya is back along with the parrot. Guruji was very much eager to see his Shishya. He asked him whether he had taught the parrot how to talk nice things? He said yes Guruji, I have taught him how to take God's name. See, first I tied two small ropes on his both the legs. After pulling his right leg he starts saying "HARI OM" , if we pulls his second leg he will tell "SHRI HARI". Like that I have taught him. By hearing this Guruji is very happy and tells the Shishya I wants to try ones. Shishya tells him Okay Guruji try ones. Guruji takes the parrot and pulls his right leg : as usual parrot says "HARI OM" after that he pulls his left leg "SHRI HARI" replies the parrot. This goes on for 5 minutes. But Guruji is so happy that he forgets what the Shishya told him and he pulls his (parrots) both the legs. Now the parrot gets angry and he replies (parrot) : "Gaandu dono pau (legs) kya keechta hai girega nahi kya". Last edited by maliksmart : 3rd January 2010 at 03:16 PM.
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#60
3rd January 2010
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Filmi names of PENIS.
1-3 yrs = Ankur 4-6 yrs = Masoom 7-12 yrs = Parvarish 13-16 yrs = Parivartan 17-22 yrs = Pyasa 23-35 yrs = Shikari 36-50 yrs = Masterji 51-60 yrs = Kabhi Kabhi 61-75 yrs = Yadein Last edited by maliksmart : 3rd January 2010 at 03:17 PM.
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