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Adult Jokes (most are desi)

There was a curfew and lati charge in the evening,
No electricity and people rushed to which ever house was open and locked the door.

Raj(innocent) : entered a prostitute house who was laying naked (1st time seeing a naked woman)

PRO : r u a customer
Raj : I am Raj
Raj : (looking at boobs) what are this 2
PRO: 1 for increasing volume and 1 for channel change.
Raj : touches and tries to twist both nipples.
PRO: slaps, first u have to insert the plug down and then try to tune.
Raj shocks and PRO rocks.
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Once a watchman finishes his late night shift and was returning back to his home in his bicycle Ina dark road.

A lady was asking for lift.

Watchman: Where u have to go madam.
Lady : few miles only.
Watchman : ok sit in front.

After few miles lady git down
Lady: do u know I was naked the whole time?
Watchman : do u know this is ladies bicycle and there is no bar to sit in front.
Lady shocks watchman rocks :happy;
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all 1970 jokes. better try latest ones

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all 1970 jokes. better try latest ones
Surely will start with latest ones, thought of refreshing few 1970 folks. As my very old seniors use to tell this jokes to us.
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#1

Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out.

A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!

Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..

Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please..


#2*A little dark one

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."

Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."

#3

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet...

I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

#4

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl."

Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."

This went on a few more times, and finally the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mom, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls and I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says, "You can date whoever you want. He isn't your father!"

#5

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being too good in bed...

After 2 minutes, all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

#6

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked…

I’m not sure what freaked him out more – my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.
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Whenever I have sex, it's a race to see who comes first

Me or the police.


#2

My girlfriend and I had sex a couple of days ago.

She looked at me and said, "Turn the light off and stick it in my butt".

I guess I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first.


#3

A young boy is doing his science homework, and asks his dad for help.

"Dad, what’s the difference between Theory, and Reality?"

"Well," says the Dad. "I'll tell you what. Go ask your sister if she would fuck the man who lives next door for $500,000."

So the son goes upstairs and returns a few minutes later and says to the Dad, "She said she would."

"Ok son. Now go ask your mother the same thing."

So the son runs into the kitchen, and asks his mother. A minute later he returns and says "She said she would too."

"Well then. In theory, we're sitting on $1,000,000 here. In reality, we live with a couple of whores."


#4

1st Daughter:"Dad, I am a lesbian"

Dad; "Oh okay!"

2nd Daughter: "I'm a lesbian too..."

Dad: "Jesus Christ, does any one in this family love dicks?"

Son: "I do."

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