Yesterday the maams committee met and decided to organize the annual XBoard meet. It was decided that the meet will be held at Flamingo pub in Adelaide, South Australia. Here is my meet review. I urge other XB members who attended the meet to post their review
I, being the meet organizer was the first one to arrive. Soon, I was joined by pondy and Indkish gave me a call saying that he would be there in few mintues. I gave IK the directions to the pub and me and pondy went and sat inside the bar.
IK joined us soon and we decided to order some entree.
"Would you like to order some entree, Sir" asked the waitress
I asked, "Yeah what have you got?"
"Pondy samosas" said pondy
The waitress gave a look to pondy and continued "We got chicken tikka"
"Pondy chicken tikka" said pondy
"Pondy sheek kabab"
The waitress got pissed off and moves on to IK
"Ha Ha.. You are now with Pondy"
"Weirdo.. :sigh, yes Mr IK what would you like to have?"
"What the fuck? You mean spring rolls?"
"What about you Mike?"
"I am fine thank you. I am just waiting for some more guests to arrive.."
Few minutes later KudlaKudi joins us with a mysterious characters. Kudla ordered 3 scotch and coke and a beer for starters. He then suprised the waitress by saying "Excuse me, thats just for me - would you mind taking the drink orders for my friends please?" :eek
I started to break the ice with the mysterious character - "Bhai, whats your name?".. There was no response... I thought may I be i am not being loud / clear and repeated the question. Still there was no response...
"Hmmm... what I strange character" I thought and started chatting with KK. Suddenly the mysterious character started speaking
My feelings for you are too hot,
Whether you believe it or not.
My heart is a burning fire,
Your love is the only thing I desire.
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I was for a second and asked him, "Bro, did you say something?"
He just replied "thanks"
every time I breathe,
I am reminded of you.
Every time my heart beats,
I am thinking of you.
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And I though I had enough at this stage.....
Meanwhile chakklo, being new to Adelaide was finding it hard to locate Flamingo bar. He calls up a local taxi company
"Abhe ch*tiye.. I want to go to this Flamingo bar"
"I beg your pardon"
"Flamingo bar yaar Flamingo"
"Can you spell that for me sir?"
"Tere maa ki.... ok... F for Fuck you L for Lesbian A for Asshole M for masturbate I for Incest N for Naked G for gaandu O for orgasm... flamingo bhenchod..."
"Ok Ok I will take you there"
Meanwhile KQ and orion join the gang. Orion was dressed up in a magician costume
Orion: Shoo mandrakaaali.... my name is orion, I come from the orion galaxy
Kudla: Just Two more rounds mate, I will be in the same galaxy as you
Orion: Shoom Greem Shoom., I guess that you guys dont believe me, let me make myself disappear. Greem Shoom Om Shooom Mandrakaali
Orion: See I am invisible now
KQ: But mate, we can still see you
Orion: Thats because you are gifted with the giza pyramid. I wont be visible for normal members.
KQ: I seriously dont know what you have been smoking
Orion: Its there in the 16th century text books
IK: Mate, are you sure that you are talking about 16th century and not about kapildev's 16th century?
Meanwhile chakk_lo is having few problems outside. The bouncer isnt allowing chakk to enter the bar and is demanding an age proof card.
"Abhe apun ka naam hai chakk_lo"
"Who or What the fuck is chakk lo?"
Chakk becomes irritated and throws his mobile at him
"Abhe do you know how to use mobile?"
"Do you know how to fuckin use internet?"
"Ofcourse smart ass"
"I give you 2 min. Goto any fuckin desi board of your choice. start a thread called "Who or what the fuck is chakk_lo?"
If you are not banned within 3 minutes, then I will change my name"
The bouncer logs on to XB and starts a new thread in nHB - that thread is spammed by vijay and IJ and everyone forgets the original issue
Chakklo shows his age proof card and enters the bar Meanwhile dance has started in the bar
Suddenly KQ becomes excited and shouts "Arre Spuller mujrawaali..come sit in my lap meri jaan... meri rasmalai"....
The dancer is embrassed and hides away.
The bouncer comes in and enquires KQ
"Now Now Now, who would you be?"
" dude, it wud do u a lot good if u had taken the efforts to read my profile and find out about me. I always do things in the best interest of this bar...."
"Now hang on a minute. You must be KQ. We have heard a lot about you from our mujra girl spuller - Get outta here asap"
KQ makes an exit....
To be continued soon... Add your reviews here...
great review there mike...me forgot all that had happened (alcoholic amnesia ) so don;t expect any review from me
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